hello there, today I shall try to write in verse.
lately I have been attempting to do some work
but since I'm the biggest slacker in the Universe,
my plan to do work has proved to be an useless jerk.

I am merely wasting more time making this post,
but what else can I do while my brain slowly defrosts
from its malfunction-mode, oh no-this is the worst!
my blog has but less than a full hundred posts.

please don't bother to read this if you're sane,
because I have obviously been very affected
from reading strange books in the gloomy rain
like Alice in Wonderland, the greatest thing invented.

what on Earth I am doing, I cannot justify.
the world is a strange place and we are no better.
perhaps I should get to my work right now, aye?
since work is what brings the food onto one's platter.